Would you like a spot of tea?

Hello, little child. Would you like a spot of tea? Go on, have some tea. Drink it. There you go. Isn't it scrumptious? Would you like some more? No? Why not? Oh-oh, you're looking pale. Is there something wrong? Can you hear me, little child? Hmm? What's that you say? No, no. The tea isn't poisoned. Little child? Hello? You're being disrespectful now, little child. You musn't make fun of the dead. Little child, I said you musn't make fun of the dead. I daresay you are very good at mockery, little child. That is very convincing. I say, little child. You can stop now. Little child, you can cease your mockery. Little child? Hello? Why do you not respond? Why are you sprawled out on the floor? I think you'd better leave now, little child. Oh, you need help? Little child, you must finish your sentences. I can't understand you, little child. Little child? Uhhmmm.... Little child? ......Oh well.